Intro: How to Have the Most Grossest, Most Disgusting, Most Unique Halloween Feast Ever
Step 1: Blood.
Step 2: Blood.
Step 3: More blood.
Step 4: It turns out that you can have blood pudding, blood soup, blood pancakes and blood sausage. You might be surprised at the number of folks world wide who swear by blood sausage. Especially Englishmen and Germans.
Step 5: So it turns out that you may have your blood baked, boiled or fried depending on your tastes.
Step 6: Next you can eat dead people.
Step 7: In ancient times they thought eating mummies was good for you.
Step 8: In fact it was said that some folks buried a corpse in honey for 100 years and then dug it up and ate it.
Step 9: 100 years may be a long time to wait to throw a party. May I suggest hummus and honey instead?
Step 10: Some folks eat fish and sheep eye balls but with some food coloring and some boiled eggs you should be able to generate an acceptable substitute.
Step 11: Some folks like to serve food that looks like various body parts to their guests. May I suggest, pigs knucles, chicken feet and cow tongue? I cannot suggest brain sandwiches because of the prions.
Step 12: Don’t forget to serve the hearts of pigs, chickens or cows. The testicles of many animals are edible. I have even heard of some eating kangaroo testicles.
Step 13: The sperm of several animals, even sea animals is edible.
Step 14: Liver and onions though not good is edible. And then there is foie gras.
Step 15: The trick with a lot of this stuff is to just call it what it really is and intimate that it might be human.
Step 16: Be sure to slop lots of ketchup, hot sauce and chocolate syrup around as though all the kills are fresh and still dripping with hot blood.