Intro: How to Give Rainbows and Unicorns as Gifts and Presents
Step 1: Sometimes when people are talking about fanciful, never never land things,
they talk about getting or giving unicorns and rainbows.
They talk about rainbows and unicorns
as though they were things that no one could ever have or see or get.
But it turns out you can give, get, buy, seek and give all the rainbows you want.
And if you are willing, you can even lay eyes on a unicorn or two.
Step 2: First the easy part. Buying and giving the gift of an atmospheric disturbance.
But not really of course. When I speak of buying and giving rainbows as presents,
I am speaking of sweet sticky rainbows. You can also give :
1) Fractured Fractal Fire Flower Flameout
2) Fractal Rainbows
3) Steampunk Rainbow Gyroscope
4) Rainbow Fire Gyro
5) Scalar Rainbow Blossom
6) Quantum Scalar Energy Rainbow
7) Becoming the Rainbow
8) Rainbow Angel Transformation
9) Sacred Gifts for Secret Rainbow Lovers
10) Gifts of the Rainbow
11) Rainbow Wedding Favors
12) Rainbow Crests
13) Coils of the Plumed Rainbow Serpent
Step 3: Rainbows are easy to give. Unicorns are harder but not impossible.
For rainbows just Google “sweet sticky rainbows”
and you will find as many rainbows as you need to buy and give as gifts.
As for unicorns it depends on what you want and it also depends on what you need.
If you want a real live unicorn I can’t help you.
If a dead one will do then maybe we can work something out.
It is possible to find tins marked: Unicorn Meat. Google it. You will see.
Also recall that unicorns are said to fart, piss, and poop rainbows.
So if you look up something called unicorn noms you will see that are
lots of puddles and pools or rainbow colored substances
that are said to be the excreta of unicorns.
Step 4: Meanwhile back at the rainbows.
You can buy the following sweet sticky rainbows:
1) Circle of Rainbow Hearts
2) Rainbow Swirly Squiggles.
3) Rainbow Smoke Rings
4) Round Rainbows
5) Rainbow Powered Explosion
6) Petal Powered Rainbow
7) Atomic Rainbow
8) Nuclear Rainbow
9) Prismatic Rainbow
10) Rainbow Blast
11) Rainbow Helix Step 5: There are out there deviant rainbows and rainbow deviants. But it’s a good kind of weird!