|Written by Poetryman69|
Intro:Â There are 9 days between 12/12/12 and 21 December 2012.
Step 1:Â The numerologists are intrigued by dates with consecutive numbers such as 11/12/13 and dates with the same numbers such as 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 and finally 12/12/12.
Step 2:Â The doomsayers have been predicting that 21 December 2012 is doomsday for some time now.
Step 3:Â It seems natural then that just as there are 12 days of Christmas that there should be 9 days of DoomMass.Â The days between 12/12/12 and 21 December 2012.
Step 4:Â It remains for us to enumerate what gifts should be exchanged and which events will expire in the 9 days.Â This will likely be a personal choice that will depend on your own habits, interests and preferred doomsday.
On the first day of DoomMass a prepper gave to me a tanker truck full of fresh water.
On the second day of DoomMass a prepper gave to me two well oiled chainsaws.
On the third day of DoomMass a prepper gave to me three solar power sources.
On fourth day of DoomMass a prepper gave to me 4 cases of MREs.
On the fifth day of DoomMass a prepper gave to me 5 million rounds--and some firearms.
On the sixth day of DoomMass cyber warfare melted down the Internet.
On the seventh day of DoomMass nanobots infected almost everyone and now the dead walk.
On the eight day of DoomMassÂ magnetic pole reversals and solar storms destroyed all technology.
On the last day of DoomMass the earth collided with Planet X.