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Intro:  How to Explain the Militant Milk Mustache Myopic Marxist Moron Militia Manifesto

Step 1:  Confidence, clarity, courage, credibility and the avoidance of maladroit, malevolent malapropisms.

Step 2: Any who heard President Hussein claim that the credibility of the world, the United Nations, the American people, the hotdog vendor, the janitor, and every one else was on the line but that the credibility of Barack Hussein Obama was never on the line has no doubt of the president's courage.

Step 3:  No one dare challenge the author of the Militant Milk Mustache Myopic Marxist Moron Militia Manifesto.  He's too manly!

Step 4:  One thing Barry Soetoro, aka President Hussein would definitely want you to know is:  It's not his fault because he doesn't have any.

Step 5:  BO is unaccountably unaccountable.  He never holds himself accountable for anything, so you can't either.

Step 6:  Barry has declared that it is his intention to go about forming steering committiees to go over plans and policies to make the prices of the services of the following to "necessarily sky rocket":

Vampires

Sprites

Wood elves

Lawn Gnomes

Unicorns

Fairies

Dragons

Wishing Wells

Fountains of Youth

Love Potions

Magical Elixirs

ManBearPig

Chupacabra

Space Aliens

Ghosts

Honest Politicians

Honest Lawyers

 

 

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