How to Avoid Terrorism At Your Local Bank

Intro:  After the attack on the twin towers, the discerning terrorist might have noticed that we did not curl up in the corner, suck our thumbs and cry for mommy as they thought we would.

Step 1:  However, unless all terrorists are complete numskulls, they noticed that everyone in the west goes running around like a chicken with it's head cut off if you do anything that affects our money.

Step 2:  Sooner or later, terrorists will figure out how to do what our politicians claim to be doing by accident.  Destroy our economies.  Destroy capitalism.  Destroy our faith in banks and money.

Step 3:  Unfortunately, we are more than a little vulnerable to a money attack.  Banks are on alert against cyber attacks.  Both the banks themselves and the federal government have issued threat warnings.

Step 4:  Some evil, terrorists thugs from the middle east are threatening to hit our banks because of some movie they don't like.  As an aside, if we had a president who was not too bribed, too scared, too cowardly, too Marxist and too green  we could drill for oil and mine coal everywhere.  This would allow us to be completely energy independent and we could cut all ties with terrorist nations.   We'd be a lot safer.

Step 5:  There are so many virus and so much malware going around that it is hard to say whether banking online is ever truly safe.  It would certainly be prudent to bank less online.  I have not given it up so I won't suggest that you do either.   I do avoid checking my balance online or balancing a checkbook online.   Like they used to say in the old days: I have a "Is this trip truly necessary" policy.

Step 6:  Keep your anti virus and anti malware software up to date.  If you don't have any turn your computer off until you get some.  You can get software to protect your computer for free:

Best free anti virus software

Step 7:  If your computer is behaving strangely or if money mysteriously goes missing from your accounts, you probably have some kind of computer infection.  Follow the following steps to remove it:

How to remove a computer virus

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