How to Steal An Election

Intro: In my very own personal opinion, Barack Hussein Obama and Eric Holder are going to steal the November elections. It's just a matter of how.

Step 1: The problems with most election stealing schemes that involve stealing votes is that some people will complain. This could make for a messy, contested election. One would think that "No drama Obama" would want to commit a quieter brand of treason. Preferably an undetectable kind.

Step 2: Oddly enough there may be an nearly undetectable way to steal an election.


Step 3: The people that care who or what Kristin Stewart went to bed with combined with the readers of Coed magazine who think Justin Bieber is a woman brought this one to mind.

Step 4: We are told every election season that many if not most eligible voters don't vote. One is temped to believe that anyone who gives rat's behind about Kiristin Stewart and who thinks Justin Bieber is a woman is too stupid to figure out how to vote.

Step 5: So the idea is this: Make a list of people who are eligible to vote. Get a hold of the list of people who are registered to vote. Anyone who is eligible but not registered is just begging for criminals and like Obama and Holder to steal their vote. The previous Obama vote stealing methods apply. Namely,  get a lot of foreign criminals to walk across the border that Obama and Holder intentionally left porous to vote. Obama and Holder could bribe them with counterfeit cash. These foreign criminals who Obama, in my opinion,  personally invited into the nation would actually have voter registration cards. They would register in the name of eligible but unregistered voters. Again, it would better if the foreign criminals who are voting in Obama's behalf went to the polling places requiring little or nothing in the way of ID so that Obama's push for a no identification election could benefit the criminals--just as Obama intended.

Under this plan, the bribed, communist, traitors Obama and Holder could steal the election and receive virtually no complaints about having done so.

Step 6: In order to make this plan as foolproof as possible, the registrations would need to happen as close as possible to the election to get the registration cards back in the mail and to be sure that legitimate unregistered voters don't decide to register at the last minute.

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