How to Figure Out Which Religions Are Wrong?

Intro:  No.  I cannot tell you which religions are right.  There are plenty of others who claim that mantle.  I cannot even tell you definitely, which ones are wrong.  I do have some thoughts that I thought were interesting enough to put down.  So I did.  This is all hypothetical—of course.

Step 1:  I was reading a blog post the other day that was entitled something like:  Why You Shouldn't have Sex with Angels.  The author claimed the Bible says something about Angels and Women having monster babies.

While there are differing interpretations on what the Bible says on this notion, it does bring up the very point that I am going after.

Let me get at it this way.  How many times have you lusted after a wombat?  Have you ever wanted to have sex with a whale?  Have you ever thought a black widow spider was a comely lass and you had to have her?  Ever feel amorous about a scorpion, a slime mold or a tube worm?

Notice that even for the bestiality perverts among you, an animal can eventually be named that you want no part of.

Now consider the Gods of various religions.  Heck you can even throw in those super advanced alien beings from the stars that some of you worship.  Is it reasonable to think that they lust after the daughters of men?  In my view it makes about as much sense as your lusting after a scorpion.  For a truly advanced God, spiritual being or alien, among other things, the plumbing wouldn't work.

Step 2:  Thus my first proposition is that whenever a religion spends a great deal of time talking about sex, you are dealing with the lust of men and not the heart of God.  God doesn't even care if you are naked.  How do we know this?  Every baby ever born was born naked.  Most of the children of the world were exposed to a naked woman just to eat.  It’s called breast feeding, Nimrod.

So proposition number one is that if you have some supposedly holy man who says weird things like earthquakes or rain are caused by naked women, you are dealing with a sexually obsessed freak and not a holy man.  The same goes for that holy pervert who says women should not be exposed to bananas and cucumbers.  Sue the manufacturers of such products Nimrod.   Only the sexually obsessed confuse cucumbers with sexuality.

Step 3:  A true faith would spend most of its time concerned with spiritual things.  Leave earth to earthers.  If you are truly a man of God then you know that only the spiritual matters—not the physical.  Supposed faiths that seem to spend all their time obsessing with what you do with your body or even your mind are not the real deal.   Rather it is the spirit or the soul that communes with God.   God does not spend eternity with rotting corpses.  And that is all any mortal body ever born eventually becomes.

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