How to Build a Beer Bong – The Instructions

You’ve been working like a dog all week and Friday night’s here and you’re ready to get the party starting, but suddenly your boss calls you and asks you to finish the last minute work before you leave. You’re frustrated as you stomp back to your desk and swallow the pent-up longing for alcohol in your lips. But before you wallow in self-pity, think again! Because perfect for your situation is the beer bong! With this machine, gravity will bring the beer right down to your waiting lips.

Materials needed are simple and easy-to-find: you’ll need one funnel, special tubes and new clamps. The use of ball valve is optional in building this machine.

You begin the procedure by visiting your favorite hardware shop and choose a funnel to buy. Most preferred though is that you get a large funnel that ensures a wide opening because the size is responsible for determining the amount of liquid that may be poured out in a single round. Pick out a tube then to be used for the beer bong.

Prepare a tube that is 2 to 2 and ½ inches in diameter. Check if it is wide enough to permit the fast flow of beer but it should be able to stop the beer from staining the mouth at the same time. Try to cut the tube in half according to the length of your body. Take the funnel and fasten it to the tube then using tape or clamps, close the vehicle passage.

The valve can also be included if desired. The ball valve simple allows a more aesthetic appearance to the blocking of beer flow at the other end of the tube. You can then customize the beer bong according to your personality and likes using spray paint or heavy usage.

Tips and warnings created for this procedure is that beer bong should be tested to ensure its quality. The excessive use of beer bong which might possibly lead to intoxication. Always remember to drive safely and drink responsibly.

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