How to Bowl Like Barack Obama

Intro: Many people admire celebrities and important people in the public eye; therefore many people want to emulate them. You can emulate the way Barack Obama bowls with these easy steps. This article is for fun only and should not be taking seriously.

Step 1: Pick out some “nice bowling shoes” and use one of the bowling alley’s plastic balls for your game of bowling.

Step 2: Watch this video to emulate the bowling form and style of Barack Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-afpPb2NT2I .

Step 3: Line yourself up, leaning to the left, on the lane. Grip the ball in your left hand, take a couple of steps, and give the bowling ball a nice strong release.

Step 4: If you throw the ball correctly, it should end up in the gutter. Now this may not be an easy task right away but with some practice you should be able to get the hang of it.

Step 5: Only bowl one game and try to keep your score under 40. Barack Obama bowled a powerful 37.

Step 6: You may think it is hard to bowl a 37, but you must believe “change can happen.”

Tips: Barack is an intelligent individual; just not a good bowler.

Don’t take this article seriously! Just for fun!

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